There was a joke
It went thus

Nine year old Johnny is really worried to have a role in the new school play. He had one line and he rehearsed diligently.
'Hark, a pistol shot!', he repeated to himself over and over again. He worried that he would forget, his cue or his line. His line was cued by Trevor, uttering the words 'oh fair maid, I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope
Remember his cue, remember his line

But unfortunately Trevor was not so rehearsed and come the big night he fluffed and uttered the words,
'Oh fair maid . I have come to kiss your snatch and fill your hole with soap

Everything left Johnny's mind
He said
Hark a shistal pit, a pestle ship, a shit pot! Fuck it, I didn't want to be in this stupid play anyway