I learned the 'Three Welshmen' from the Elliott family of Birtley, Co Durham.
I've added a few more verses over the years- here's one from a few years ago which is now relevant again......

'We went along a bit further and nothing could we find
we came across Donald Trump & that we left behind
The Englishman said 'it's Donald Trump'
The Scotsman he said 'nay'
Pat says 'he's a pain in the arse, we'll gan the other way'