Hey SINSMELUV, did I tell you about my encounter with red wine and Club Soda?

I was on this British Airways flight, all dressup for the vacation in this new pair of off white pants. The flight attendant brought 'round the wine (It was complimentary in those days - GAWD all you get now is peanuts) and managed to spill it in my lap. Of course she was horrified. A nearby passenger said tha Club Soda would get rid of it. The flight attendant was delighted - she said AH! we've got club soda, and rushed off. She came back with a can, popped the top and poured it all over the stain, which as you remember was in my lap. Trouble is - it was straight out of the ice chest.
Bert.