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Thread #173774 Message #4219628
Posted By: and e
22-Mar-25 - 09:10 PM
Thread Name: Origins: Sam, Sam the Lavatory Man (aka Dan Dan)
Subject: RE: Origins: Sam, Sam the Lavatory Man (aka Dan Dan)
Craphouse Blues
Dan, Dan the sanitary man Chief superintendent of the shithouse pan He issues the tissues And hands out the towels And listens to the music of the rumbling bowels.
Hot shit! I've got the craphouse blues Hot shit! I've got the craphouse blues
You come in and let down the seat Make your deposits all complete Who helps you to go out looking neat Smelling sweet? Well it's Dan.
Dan, Dan the sanitary man Chief superintendent of the shithouse pan He issues the tissues And hands out the towels And listens to the music of the rumbling bowels.
Hot shit. I've got the craphouse blues Hot shit! I've go the craphouse bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuues!