HI REO DANDY O!
(From Larry Martin)

As I was going down the street
Hi reo dandy O.
Two whores I chanced to meet,
Hi reo dandy O.

One called me "stud", and I called her "mare".
Hi reo dandy O.
I f--- the one with the little brown hair,
Hi reo dandy O.

All the next nine days to the doc I went,
Hi reo dandy O.
To get my c--- drained out at the end,
Hi reo dandy O.

In came a nurse with a greasy old rag,
Hi reo dandy O.
She washed my c--- and squeezed my bag,
Hi reo dandy O.

In came a doctor with a knife and block,
Hi reo dandy O.
At one whack off came my c---,
Hi reo dandy O.

All the next two weeks I spend in bed,
Hi reo dandy O.
With a stub of a c--- without any head,
Hi reo dandy O.

It's all over now, I wish I had it to do again,
Hi reo dandy O.
A nine inch c--- and a head as big again,
Hi reo dandy O.

Come all you young men, take warning by me,
Hi reo dandy O.
Never f--- the first whore you see,
Hi reo dandy O.

c1933. Songs and Ballads by James Kenneth Larson.
Part of an unpublished bawdy manuscript collection.


See online: https://archive.org/details/1933-1972jameskennethlarson/page/n50/mode/1up?q=dandy