TRY IT AGAIN
(A version of Hi Reo Dandy O.)

As I was going down the street,
Two pretty maidens I chanced to meet.

One was fair, very fair,
She called me "stud" and I called her "mare".

The other was dark, with curly locks,
She gave me the claps, and I gave her the c---.

Now, before the doctor I did stand,
With my rotten p--- in my hand.

He had a hatchet and a block,
With one whack, he cut off my c---.

And now that I'm well and free from pain,
I'll go back to the stump, and ty it again.

c1933. Songs and Ballads. Collected from Phenoi Deschamps by James Kenneth Larson.


See here: https://archive.org/details/1933-1972jameskennethlarson/page/n50/mode/1up?q=mare