what about reading glasses?

no matter how many pairs i buy, i can never lay my hand to one when i need them.

and don't suggest i hang them around my neck, that's just so ... obvious!

*glare*

i'd just like to close with a quote: (sorry)

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

-Robert Wilensky

who in heck is he?

*caiti*