North America's Deep South. It's a Sunday and the congregation has gathered. The preacher says "All you sinners who have been a he-in' and a she-in' go and stand in that corner. All who've been a he-in' and a he-in' stand in THAT corner. You who've been a she-in' and a she-in' stand over there".
It leaves one old man still seated and the preacher asks him to stand and take a bow. He says he can't "Why not?" "Ah's been a me-in' and a me-in'!"