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Thread #173770   Message #4220814
Posted By: Dave the Gnome
13-Apr-25 - 08:40 AM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2025
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2025
Not sure what scale that joke was on but it was worthy of note

And one from Steve -

Mother-in-law went to see her daughter-in-law. So she knocked on her door, and, to her shock, the daughter-in-law opened the door and she was stark naked.

Says the mother-in-law, "What are you doing? I could've been anybody! And you open the door and you're stark naked!"

The daughter-in-law said, "Well you see, the thing is, this is my love suit!"

Says the mother-in-law, "Your 'love suit'? Well that's ridiculous! I'm appalled!"

And off she went, but on her way home she thought to herself, "Well maybe that's not too bad an idea after all. Love suit eh? Maybe I'll try that too..."

So later, when her husband got back from work, she opened the door to him, stark naked.

"What the devil do you think you're doing!" He exclaimed.

"Well this is my love suit!" She replied.

He looked her up and down and said, "Well next time you put it on, make sure you've ironed it first!"