Caco, the version we used to sing went:

We never eat fruit cake because we do think
that one little bite turns a man to drink.
Oh can you imagine a more terrible case
than a man in the gutter with crumbs on his face.

Away, away, with rum by gum, with rum by gum, with run by gum,
Away, away, with rum by gum, that's the song of the Salvation Army.

Sister Anna carry the banner.
I can't I'm in the family way.
You're in every fucker's way.

Etc.

Posted by Alisoncc on May 10, 2017. To the ops-normal.org form
Stephen Fry blasphemy thread after someone had posted a link to
Judy Henske's "Salvation Army Song".


See here: https://ops-normal.org/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2423&start=20