Chorus Ring-aling-a-ling-a-ling Was so fond of me, Sweet was the bull shit She handed to me. Ring-a-ling-aling-a-ling Was so fond of me, That she played on my Spanish guitar.
Her father was known as a murderer, Her mother was known as a witch. But Ring-a-ling as knon 'Round the whorehouse, As a red-headed sonofabitch.
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She took me into her burdoirio And laid me upon her so fairio, She took out my cock-a-doodle-dorio, And stuck it into her cunterio.