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Thread #172487 Message #4221586
Posted By: Jack Horntip
25-Apr-25 - 08:17 AM
Thread Name: ADD: Did You Ever See Sally Make Water (bawdy)
Subject: RE: ADD: Did You Ever See Sally Make Water (bawdy)
I learned this from Dave F******** a few years ago. I don't know what the source tune is (indeed, I suspect it changes a bit each time we sing it), but it's in 3/4. I've since seen it in some bawdy collections on my shelves, sometimes lacking the Lydia interlude (which seems to have slipped my mind too for the moment: what's there is approximate)
The sexual life of the camel is stranger than anyone thinks when the camel starts to get passionate he starts to make love to the sphinx But the sphinx's celestial anatomy is crammed with the sands of the Nile Which accounts for the hump on the camel and the sphinx's inscrutable smile.
Oh....
when Lydia goes to make water she shoots an incredible stream she pisses for hours and hours till you can't see the stars through the steam
Which has nothing to do with the camel Or the . (?) But is only a (brief intermission) Till the chorus comes round once again:
Oh.. The sexual life
Reference from Ed Cray's notes for the Erotic Muse III.