When I was younger we used to sing this.I (Half)remember this version
Be I Berkshire ,be I buggery.
Icomes up from Wareham
Where the girls wear calico drawers
And I knows how to tear em
Oh how happy us'll be, where we'm going down the West Country, where the oggies grows on trees
Gor bugger Jagger.
Half a pound of *****? makes a lovely ?cladder?
Something something something something
Gor bugger Jagger
Oh how happy us'll be etc
.....And we'll all go back to oggie land,to oggie land, to oggie land, we'll all go back to oggie land where you can't tell sugar from tissue paper, tissue paper marmalade or spam.
Where be yon blackbird oh well I knows where he be
He be down on worzel patch and I be after e he sees I and I sees e and knows I be after e
With a gurt big stick I'll knock e down
Blackbird where be yer
Where be you blackbird ah well I knows where he be.
He be in my goosegog bush and I be after e
E sees I and I sees e and e calls I a bugger and a liar
And if I catches up with e I'll set his arse on fire
I bin working on the farm forty odd year and you can't take the Mickey out on I
I claps my hands and laughs like hell and he buggers off across the sky!