To Florida a traveling circus came, they brought a
failed businessman and Trump was his name
One dark night he slipped his iron chain
And off he ran to Hindustan
And was never seen again
Trump the president packed his trunk
And said goodbye to the circus
Off he went with a trumpety trump
Trump trump trump
Now Trump the president packed his trunk
And trundled off to the jungle
Off he went with a trumpety trump
Trump trump trump
The head of the herd was calling far far away
They met one night in the silver light
On the road to MANDALAY
Night by night he danced to the circus troupe
When Trump was leading the big parade
he looked so thick and rude
No more tricks for Trump to play
They taught him how to take a bow
And he died a death on stage
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