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Thread #11353   Message #4222190
Posted By: Jack Horntip
07-May-25 - 02:11 PM
Thread Name: I give up. What's a HOGEYE?
Subject: RE: I give up. What's a HOGEYE?
Rastus

I have a dog whose name is Rastus
Tralala,tralalala
I have a dog whose name is Rastus
Oh Shit.
I have a dog whose name is Rastus
When he farted he damn near gassed us
Shit all round the room trala
He shits all round the room

I have a dog whose name is Rover
Tralala, tralalala
I have a dog whose name is Rover
Oh Shit.
I have a dog whose name is Rover
When he shits he shit all over
Shit all round the room trala
He shits all round the room

I have a dog whose name is Watson
Tralala,tralalala
I have a dog whose name is Watson
Oh Shit.
I have a dog whose name is Watson
The cheeks of his ass got purple spots on
Shit all round the room trala
He shits all round the room

I have a dog, a big Great Dane
Tralala, tralalala
I have a dog, a big Great Dane
Oh Shit.
I have a dog, a big Great Dane
Wipes his ass then pulls the chain
Shit all round the room trala
He shits all round the room

1993.   Transcribed from the The Sault Antler's Rasty Drinking Songs CD done by The Sault Antler's Men's Chorus.