I HAVE A DOG HIS NAME IS FRITZ

I have a dog his name is Rover.
OH MY GOODNESS!
I have a dog his name is Rover.
EEE BY GUM!
I have a dog his name is Rover,
And when he shits he shits all over.
SHIT ALL ROUND THE ROOM ME BOYS,
SHIT ALL ROUND THE ROOM.

I have a dog his name is Fritz.
OH MY GOODNESS!
I have a sausage dog his name is Fritz.
EEE BY GUM!
I have a dog his name is Fritz,
And when he shits, he shits and shits,
SHIT ALL ROUND THE ROOM ME BOYS,
SHIT ALL ROUND THE ROOM.

I have a dog a big Great Dane.
OH MY GOODNESS!
I have a dog a big Great Dane.
EEE BY GUM!
I've got a dog a big Great Dane,
He wipes his bum and pulls the chain.
SHIT ALL ROUND THE ROOM ME BOYS,
SHIT ALL ROUND THE ROOM.

2001. The TLP [Training Leadership Program] Hymnal MS-Word file. US Air Force training program songbook. pp.60-61.