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Thread #74414 Message #4222948
Posted By: Jack Horntip
20-May-25 - 07:17 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: Monk of Great Renown, The
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Monk of Great Renown, The
MR. WINKELSTEIN.
The monk stood in the Priory Hall; The monk stood in the Priory Hall; The monk stood in the Priory Hal Bashing his balls against the all The old BASTARD! The old SOD! What'll we do with him? FUCK 'IM1 FUCK 'IM AGIN! Glory, glory, Hallelujah! SHIT! Balls to Mr Winkelstein, Winkelstein, Winkelstein Balls to Mr Winkelstein, dirty old man. For he keeps us waiting while he's masturbating, So balls to Mr Winkelstein, dirty old man He ups 'em, he downs 'em, he fucks 'm, he drowns 'em So balls to Mr. Winkelstein, dirty old man.
There passed a maid with downcast eyes (3) He flashed his hand between her thighs. The old BASTARD! etc.
The other monks they cried with shame (3) And wished that they could do the same The old BASTARDS! etc.
The bishop in repentance sat (3) Pulling himself into his hat. The old BASTARD! etc.
The friar invited a girl to supper (3), And in a flash the bastard was up her. The old BASTARD! etc.
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There as a monk called Thomas Aquinas (3) who always drank whisky out of vaginas.
The monks they though their life complete (3) because the nuns were always on heat.
There was a lady they called the Madonna (3) and all the bishops used to get on her.