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Thread #74414 Message #4222966
Posted By: Jack Horntip
21-May-25 - 06:17 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: Monk of Great Renown, The
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Monk of Great Renown, The
Balls to Mr. Banglestein
There was a monk of Priory Hall There was a monk in Priory Hall There was a monk of Priory Hall Who bashed his balls against the wall.
Balls to Mr. Banglestein, Banglestein, Banglestein Balls to Mr. Banglestein Dirty old man When he's not copulating Then he's masturbating So Balls to Mr. Banglestein Dirty old man
He met a girl with jet back eyes He met a girl with jet back eyes He met a girl with jet back eyes And jet black hair between her thighs
Balls to Mr. Banglestein, Banglestein, Banglestein Balls to Mr. Banglestein Dirty old man When he's not copulating Then he's masturbating So Balls to Mr. Banglestein Dirty old man
He took her to his lily white bed He took her to his lily white bed He took her to his lily white bed And screwed her 'til she was nearly dead
Balls to Mr. Banglestein, Banglestein, Banglestein Balls to Mr. Banglestein Dirty old man When he's not copulating Then he's masturbating So Balls to Mr. Banglestein Dirty old man
He took her down a leafy lane He took her down a leafy lane He took her down a leafy lane And he screwed her back to life again [Spoken:] That bastard deserves to die!
Balls to Mr. Banglestein, Banglestein, Banglestein Balls to Mr. Banglestein Dirty old man When he's not copulating Then he's masturbating So Balls to Mr. Banglestein Dirty old man
1975. Transcribed from the LP Ribald Classics Vol. 5: Pheasant Pluckers. The last in a series LPs giving unexpurgated drinking songs. Issued in Australai by the AO [Adults Only] Record company.