THE MONK

There was a monk of great renown,
There was a monk of great renown,(2x)
He fucked all the harlots around the town, (2x)

CHORUS:        The old bastard. The old sod.
        What will we do with him?
                                Fuck him.
        Let us spray[sic]-
                Glory Glory Allelujah-- shit.
        Balls to Mr Winklestein, Winklestein, Winklestein,
        Balls to Mr Winklestein, dirty old man
        For he keeps us waiting while he's masturbating
        So balls to Mr Winlestein, dirty old man
        He upsem, he downsem
        He fucksem, he downsem
        So balls to Mr Winklestein, dirty old man.

The monk stood in the prior hall, (3)
He fucked a nun against a wall. (2)

The other monks looked up in shame, (3)
And wished that they could do the same. (2)

There came a maid with downcast eyes, (3)
They bashed it in between her thighs. (2)

They buried her beneath the grass. (3)
Then dug her up and fucked her arse. (2)

1967. Fester 1967. Printed and published by the Society for
the Promotion of Immoral Impulses and the Stamp Out Virgins
Society, at their unregistered office, [ blanks space ], NewZealand.
A New Zealand mimeographed college songbook.


See here: https://archive.org/details/1967-fester-from-mb-in-new-zealand/mode/1up?q=winklestein