As usual, I'm clueless when it comes to chords, but here's my transcription.   This was a new one to me.

MORE TRAINS THAN BRAINS IN TEXAS
(Music ~ Peter Hodgson, Words ~ Terry Wiens)

There's more hicks than sticks in Idaho; they're in an awful state
There's more ass than gas in Kansas; they just don't seem to wait
More shit-kickers in New Mexico than lust in dusty Utah
Why, they'll hang around the Texaco trying to get their boots off

What have we done to the cowboy to make him feel this way?
Well, we took away his west, now there's no room for him today
We fed 'em all those lonesome songs until it became infectious
Aw, things turned out all wrong, now there's more trains than brains in Texas