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Thread #173689 Message #4223141
Posted By: Charley Noble
24-May-25 - 05:45 PM
Thread Name: BS: Facebook Prison Updates
Subject: ADD: Facebook Jail House Blues (Ipcar)
Here's a brief update and a protest song.
I tried logging into Facebook as a new member under a variation of my name and Facebook is now trying to verify my existent under appeal.
Here's the song:
By Charlie Ipcar, 5/24/2025 Tune: after traditional "Winnsboro Cotton Mill Blues"
THE FACEBOOK JAIL HOUSE BLUES (Charlie Ipcar)
I booted up my MAC 'bout half past eight; Logged into Facebook, I was feelin' great; Then I saw a little box with a message that read, "Your account's been suspended!"; that's all she said!
Chorus:
I've got the blues, I'm got the blues, I'm got the Facebook Jail House Blues Oh Lordy, Lordy, posting's hard; You know and I know, we don't have to tell You work for Mark Zuckerberg, you work like hell; I got the blues, I got the blues; I got the Facebook Jail House Blues.
What drew their attention I'll never fanthom; All I post are songs and nautical albums; You can't appeal to a person no matter what; Though you can wait for an hour to chat with a 'Bot. (CHO)
Now when I die, don't bury me at all, Just download my profile to the Jail House wall; Print my image in a blazing hue; "Farewell, good friends, farewell to you!" (CHO)