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Thread #173770 Message #4223322
Posted By: Donuel
27-May-25 - 06:35 PM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2025
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2025
The presidential limousine pulls up to Air Force One. Donald Trump steps out with a small pig tucked under each arm.
As he’s about to board the plane, a Secret Service agent stops him and asks, “Sir, forgive my intrusion, but what’s with the pigs?”
Donald motions to one and says, “I got this one for Eric,” he motions to the other, “and I got this one for Don Jr.”
The secret service agent nods in approval and says, “Excellent trade, sir.”
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AIR FORCE ONE was reported to have crashed near a Nebraska farm When the sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess he did not find the remains of anyone, including the President. They spotted a lone farmer plowing a field not too far away, as if nothing had happened at all. They hurried over to the man's tractor.
"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"
"Yup. Sure did," the farmer said, cutting off his motor.
"Do you realize that is the airplane of the President of the United States?"
"Yup."
"Were there any survivors?"
"Nope. They's all kilt straight out. I done buried them all myself."
"Oh my god. President Trump is dead?"
"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept a-saying he wasn't... but you know what a liar he is!"