> To war or not to war.

Looks like a Hydra-headed payback event:

*) The person at the front of a zombie army isn't necessarily its leader: he could just be following from the front.

*) Beware of promising whatever the crowd will hear to two or more separate crowds: equal and opposite promises do not cancel out.

*) If you find yourself in front of a zombie army, stumbling is a seriously Bad Move.