Diddums is not going to be happy. His Nobel Peace Prize keeps getting further and further out of his grasp. Just when he thinks it is within reach, it leaps away like a slippery eel.

A day after nominating Donald Trump for Nobel Peace Prize, Pakistan condemns his bombing of Iran

"In short: Pakistan said on Saturday it would nominate US President Donald Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize for his role in bringing a four-day conflict with India to an end last month.

"The next day, Pakistan said Mr Trump's decision to bomb Iranian nuclear facilities violated international law.

"What's next? Pakistan's prime minister, Shehbaz Sharif, telephoned Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian and 'conveyed Pakistan's condemnation of the US attacks'."