A Preacher was ‘sounding off’ from the pulpit. “Nobody is perfect”, he said. “Hands up anyone here who thinks they are perfect”.
There was no response from the congregation, so he tried again: “Hands up anyone here who is perfect “.
A little man towards the back slowly raised his hand…… “Are you telling me you’re perfect?” asked the preacher,
“No” said the man “I’m speaking on behalf of my wife’s first husband”.