Here's a very different version of the text (I think) that I stumbled upon by happenstance today, as related by Roanoke, Virginia resident Lycurgus Drumheller in 1939:
I know you have played ‘Killyme Kranky.’ It was more like a march and went like this:
Farewell Dick and farewell Tom, Farewell old Aunt Franky; Every time I think of you I’ll wind up Killyme Kranky.
If you have been where I have been, And seen the sights that I have seen; Four and twenty girls, All dancing Killyme Kranky.