Ya, I used to have the vinyl and I used to know some of those by heart, too, even tho I live on this (US) side of the pond.
The one you are seeking begins "Esau was an hairy man, but Jacob was a smoooooth one."
Others included "Why Oi'd Rather Be a Jedge than a Coal Miner" (What, me drop this great 'eavy lump of coal on my foot? You must be out of your......aaaaoohw! Oi say! Oi've dropped this great 'eavy lump of coal on my foot!), The End of the World, Telling off the Boss, what else? I forget.
Blessings,
BArbara, who personally wore down the tracks on my LP to the point where even putting a nickel on the head of the playing arm wouldn't make it intelligible.