'Jizzlane' has an appeal in the works that demands her silence but a chance for a pardon could outweigh her appeal. A pardon would make Trump look more guilty but having a cleaned and scoured account of the Trump-Epstein relationship might be worth it. It's a crap shoot with many more innings to go.

I was pondering if there are pervert collectors out there who would covet Epstein's massage table, Weinstein's robe, Bill Cosby's Rohypnol, and P Diddy's tube of lube.
No collection would be complete without Trump's birthday wishes for Epstein, which feature two feminine curves with Trump's signature, where pubic hair would typically be located.