Hewlett-Packard haven't produced a good printer since the LaserJet 4, and the LJ4M (where the M stands for "Postscript"), which had the brick-shithouse nature. Then their management heard about the Gillette business model: their next two were the LJ4L and LJ4P (resp, "Laughable" and "Pathetic"). Happily, the LJ1010 I've got has only needed two toner cartridge changes in 20 years, but my hard-copy requirements are modest, and lyrics don't need colour.

Must go. Herself's back home, and she's channelling AC/DC again: we're drinking a whole lot of rosé.