As sung by the Voice Squad in 2014 (YouTube):

                THE RICH MAN AND THE POOR MAN

There was a rich man, his name it was Divizium,
    Glory alleluia hi rogerum,
He held high dinners for the swanks of Jerusalem,
    Glory alleluia hi rogerum.

Chorus:

Hi rogerum, Hi rogerum, skidda malink a doodle um,
Skidda malink a doodle um, glory halleluia, hi rogerum.

There was a poor man to work he wasn’t ableium....
He begged for the crumbs from the rich man’s tableium....

The poor man died and he went up to heavenium....
He’d supper with the angels at half past elevenium....

The rich man died, he didn’t do so wellium....
Ould Nick came and took him down to hellium....

The first thing he called for was whiskey and sodium,....
But ould Nick roared out, “This is no hotelium!”...

The next thing he called for was jelly in a bowlium....
But ould Nick roared out, “Shovel on the coalium!”...

Now me song is ended so the truth to tellium....
And if you don’t believe me you can all go to hellium....

The moral of this story is that money is no jokium....
We're on our way to heaven 'cause we're all stony brokium....

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