Minor aside: In comments following on from the reshuffle which was triggered (prematurely) by Angela Rayner's problems, something I agree with about reshuffles in general:

About 14 months. *Just* long enough to be seen to have "held" the post, just short enough not to have been able to do more than get up to speed, attend some lunches and be moved on.

CHANGE PLACES!

... which fully earned the response:

Does make about as much sense as the UK leading the world in Horological Dairy products even if "It was the best butter."

I wouldn't give you 53p for the heads even it included the hat.

Evaluation of "52½p" in old money is left as an exercise.