Hubby was telling me today a story about a Halloween pumpkin and I suddenly had the idea of carving a Butternut Pumpkin to look like Trump. I mean, it is already orange, but also it is swollen at the lower end to represent his cankles. Think Trump baby balloon but carved out of a pumpkin, or maybe his face in the top part and the cankles at the base. Or maybe the whole pumpkin being his head with swelling dropped from his chin down.

I'm almost tempted to do a photoshop rendition of his butternut sculpture. It would give me a laugh. Or I could do it IRL and put it in the front window for the neighbours to have a laugh as well.