Start spreading fake news, you're steaming today
You want to be a part of it, DC, DC
Your kanclebound shoes, they are longing to stray
And schlep around the heart of it, DC, dc
I wanna wake up in that city, that gives the creeps
And find your king of the hill, top of the heap
Your small Queens blues, they're melting away
You'll make a brand-new run of it, in old DC
If you can make it there, you'll make it anywhere
It's up to you, DC, DC

You better believe it, folks
You always make it there, you'll make it anywhere
Come on, come through you
dictator toddler
King of DC,