My Loving Subjects!

We attempted to post a new missive to you, but We were foiled in Our attempt by some form of Artificial Intelligence Thing. Thus, this new
epistle.

Be it known that throughout this, Our empire, Artificial Intelligence is banned and shall be punished by eternal banishment to the very lowest drain in Our oubliette. Nourishment shall consist of whatever dribble down from above. We, Who have enough trouble with Real Intelligence, shall not permit Our people from being plagued by the artificial sort.

Proclaimed this day, and those who ignore this do so at their peril.

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex       ®       His mark