An ICE agent comes home and slouches on the couch head in hands.
His wife asks, "What's wrong honey?"
I almost deported a white guy who was merely tanned from a Cancun vacation. I can't even tell innocent whites from criminal brown or black people. What kind of ICE agent am I?
"Honey, no one is better than you at framing brown and black insurrectionists for resisting arrest and obstruction of justice."
I guess you're right.
"You mean extremely right hon."
ha ha ha ha
"Let's eat, its Kraft macaroni and cheese until you get paid again when the government opens someday."