This Halloween will be without cheap Chinese products, but the Trump zombies will search to fire the remaining brains, witches will fly off their broom handles, and ghouls without costumes will get whole brain bread because of the high price of chocolate.

"There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep.

He gives me the willies."


Why is the pedophile's favorite holiday Halloween?

Free delivery.


What do rednecks do for Halloween?

Pump-kin


Why did the witch divorce the warlock?

Because he had a hollow weenie.


Why don’t witches wear panties?

Better grip on the broom