WITCHES' CHANT
         From Mactrump
          by Ghislaine Shakespube


ACT IV, SCENE I. A bronze cauldron steams amidst the wreckage of the East Wing

First Witch: Thrice long-winded Vance hath spewed
Second Witch: Thrice hath thickset Hegseth whined
Third Witch: RFK cries “I’ve gone blind!”

Hecate, Goddess of the Crossroads: By the Trump-engendered slums
      Something stupid this way comes

Bulldozers approach, belching smoke, surrounded by heavily-armed guards.


First Witch: Round about the cauldron go

In the poisoned chemtrails throw

Humboldt pot and L.A. smog

Pizza rat and Portland frog

Brain of worm and skull of snake
In the bonfire boil and bake

ALL: Double bubble toil and trouble
West Wing trash and East Wing rubble


Second Witch: Wail of EBT-starved tot
While on whale-beheading yacht
Corpulent entitled weasels
Snort as toddlers die of measles

ALL: Shovel gravel dust and stubble
Staffers grovel in the rubble

Third Witch: Clown that on a golden throne
Day and night hath bonked his bone

Sweated venom wanking got

Boil thou in this charmèd pot


ALL: For a spell of ghastly trouble
Build a golf course on the rubble