A deaf and dumb accountant was working for a Mafia family. When it was realised that large amounts of money were missing, the Don sent some heavies round to to the accountant’s appartment with a sign language interpreter.

“Ask him where the money is” says one of the mobsters.

The interpreter signs the question and the accountant signs back: “What money?”

“The Don’s account is down by 10 G’s. We know he took the money. Ask him again!”

The interpreter duly signs the question and gets back the reply “Honest, I don’t know what you are talking about”.

The mobster draws a gun and says “Tell him he’s got one minute ro come up with the dough or I’ll blow his brains out”.

This time, the accountant signs back “OK, OK! It’s under the floor boards in the next room. Please don’t kill me”.

“What did he say?” asks the mobster.

The interpreter replies “He says you can go and **** yourself”.



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