A George Formby one that Mrs Steve told me about: "I told my baby with the ukulele"...

(This is the chorus):

I told my baby with the ukulele, I sung a song of Araby,
I told my baby with the ukulele, but she only laughed at me.
I played it soft and sad, she didnt care a bit,
And then I got so mad I swore Id make a hit.
So I told my baby with the ukulele, I bashed her with it over the head,
But oh! She was a pal, I only wish you could have seen that gal.