Gosh, Mrs Steve's on a roll now! Here's the last cheeky chorus from Flash Bang Wallop by Tommy Steele, him and his big bass drum:

Hold it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture
What a picture, what a photograph
Poor old Eve, there with nothing on
Face all red and her fig leaf gone
Clap hands, stamp your feet
Banging on the big bass drum
What a picture, what a picture
Um-tiddly-um-pum-um-pum-pum
Stick it in your family album