Twill be elsewhere in the DT and other threads but one verse of Rawtenstall Annual Fair would not be out of place here.

Oh, roll up, roll up, see the tattooed lady,
See the lovely lady with the pictures on her skin,
In went the lads just to have some cheer,
And tattooed on her back were all the towns of Lancasheer,
There were Odsall Bottom, Manchester City, Townhall standing in the square,
Oldham, Bolton, Ashton under Line
Town hall up at Burnley were doing mighty fine,
Then somebody shouted, 'Daddy, don't go down the mine!'
At the Rawtenstall Annual Fair.