Being mostly albino, I've always been pale. In my youth if you drew a word on my forearm with anything, a minute later the word would appear with the letters outlined in pink. Now that I'm older I get little dark red hearts less than an inch long. They are probably just broken capillaries. When Trump gets this, he has a huge bruise. Yesterday a smaller heart appeared on my arm but this time it had 2 white dots for eyes and a nose. The damn thing looked just like a teddy bear head.
So what's the deal with pink hearts and teddy bears? I'm not gay but they could be mistaken for tattoos sending the wrong signal. Fortunately these hearts fade in about 2 weeks.