I was quite alarmed when I saw the thread heading as I thought some of the alternate lyrics for this song would be too explicit even for this site.
:-)

Maybe "Onion Version", please in the thread title might be an idea. Tee, hee.

Having said that, it's a beautiful melodody but I often feel self conscious about playing same It needs to be in a respectable intelligent company. You know, the "Can you listen to The William Tell Overture without thinking about The Lone Ranger" scenario.