Can anyone please help... More years ago than I care to be honest about, my parents had an old 78 called (I think) 'The Drage Way'. It was a comic song about a hire purchase firm, and had the chorus,

Be it ever so humble
Or be it a mansion
They'll always lay
The lino on the floor.

Of late it's been driving me nuts. Does anybody remember itor did my parents have the only copy?