Here was my take on it:

COLD TURKEY
By the twelfth day of Christmas, I truly had to eat:-
Twelve turkey tikkas, eleven poultry pizzas,
Ten tagliatelles, nine vermicellis
Eight turkey cobblers, seven curried gobblers,
Six Norfolk goulash, five...turkey...hash,
Four buzzard stews, three ragus, two vindaloos,
And more sarnies with turkey jerky meat.