I have the tradional Salford Wassail song, as performed around the pubs at closing time by young men dressed in their tradional Wassailant attire of track suits an black balaclavas

Wassail, wassail all over the place
Give us your money or we'll smash your face
Our clubs they are made of oak and of ash
We'll break both your legs if you don't give us cash

All done in the festive spirit of goodwill of course...

:-D