Strange signs seen on the continent (of Europe)
This one got me thinking (and filking). It said "Fart Kontrol" (I think it may be speed cameras)

Fartkontrol to Major Tom.
if you've got your spacesuit on
All the gas you pass is stuck in there with you !

Fartkontrol to Major Tom,
You're now a walking methane bomb.
Keep away from naked flames, they'll be the death of you.

This is Major Tom to FartKontrol
My ass I can't control
And the gas in here has risen to my 'pits
And what is more, I think I've got the sh. . .