Trump is sueing us that dirty liar
Lawyers clipping off our nose
MAGA hymns being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up like frozen crows
Everybody knows he's a turkey with some missing toes
Help save the country from his blight
Tiny tots with their eyes cast below
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

Do you know the Crash is on the way?
There'll be fewer toys and goodies in this fray
Everybody's mother's child is going to spy
To see if any Trumps really know how to cry


And so I'm offering this simple phrase
From kids from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas,
except for you know who