Maybe he'll solve it all with his self-administered aspirin overdosing based on his more-is-better philosophy.

"Recognizing the Early and Severe Signs of Toxicity

"The initial signs of Aspirin poisoning are generally subtle, affecting the auditory and gastrointestinal systems. The most classic early symptom is tinnitus, described as a persistent ringing or buzzing sound in the ears. This is frequently accompanied by impaired or muffled hearing.

"Gastrointestinal distress is also common in early toxicity, presenting as nausea, vomiting, and abdominal pain. Patients may experience hyperventilation (rapid or deep breathing) as the body attempts to compensate for the drug’s effects on the acid-base balance. Other mild indicators include excessive sweating and unusual thirst.

"As poisoning progresses to a severe stage, symptoms become more pronounced and involve the central nervous system.   **Severe signs include confusion, agitation, and a noticeable change in mental status, sometimes progressing to hallucinations.**   The inability to regulate temperature can lead to a high fever, and metabolic disruption can cause metabolic acidosis and dangerously low blood sugar. In the most severe cases, patients may experience seizures, develop cerebral or pulmonary edema, become comatose, or suffer kidney failure."

**Problem identified??!! LOL