A clown with his pants all on fire
Or the act that's a nightmare of death
Or the scene where the villain's on meth
That's execution!

The lights on the lady in a spot
Or the cop with the gun thats still hot
Or the ICE where they give it a shot
That's execution!

The plot can be hot, simply full of trauma
Or a guy killed by tariffs who once was a farmer
It could be the fault of Obama
Where a chap kills his father and causes lots of bother

The clerk who is thrown out of work
By the boss who acts like a jerk
Or the skirt who is doing him dirt
The world is a stage; the stage is a world of entertainment!

It might be a fight like you see on the screen
A king being slain for the love of a queen
Some great Shakespearean scene
Where police meet a gal, then she ends in mincemeat

The guy who was waving the flag
That began with hating the fags
Hip hooray! The American way
The world is a stage; the stage is a world of execution!

When it rains, Donald's suing the sky
He wants to buy Greenland, only god knows why
Its Revenge, not drugs, that makes him high
The world is a stage; the stage is a world of execution!